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Smooth move.........ExLax
Pet stores should post "Chameleon" on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look.
From what I can gather, men hit their sexual peak around age 18. And women hit theirs as soon as the divorce is final.
Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say “Give me the dumbest thing you can think of.”
is battling with eyelids
its not the up`s and down`s that bring you down...its the jerks!!
This sushi restaurant has the worst service. "Sir, this is an aquarium"
If by self-help you mean helping myself to all the liquor in your cabinet... Then yeah... I`m about as self-helpful as they come.
People who get out of the car and actually have a sit down meal inside McDonald`s scare me.
Shout out to all the ladies at church today in the same clothes from the club last night.
hmmmm...halo or horns today??
I don`t get why people say "They were busting their ass"? Wasn`t it already cracked to begin with?
It`s normally a combination of things that cause bad decisions. The tequila, lime, salt combination is the most common.
I really wish Wal-Mart had a 10 teeth or more line...
Never ask a Leper to "give you a hand", seriously, don`t........................