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I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
It`s amazing how much people are willing to lower their eating standards when you insert the word "free" in front of the word "food".
You can make your life more entertaining by simply reaching out, and getting to know a whore.
I put the pro in inappropriate.
Why does the need to pee intensify by million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house.
Why I stay slim? I once was forced to pay for two plane tickets, one for a person who wasn`t travelling with me. That`s why.
I need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash.
make little things count. teach midgets math.
Remember, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it`s because you`re a whore.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn`t much, but the reception was excellent.
Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person`s confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don`t even know what I`m doing with the rest of this post...
The future was so much cooler in the past.
A new study has found that men have a hard time reading women`s facial expressions. Main reason? They usually aren`t looking at her face.
A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back.