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Pepsi and Coke can`t even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along. Pffftt.
My salad pic. got more likes than your selfie.
I noticed the toilet roll incorrectly installed in your selfie.
My wife looks for signs I’m cheating, but seriously, who would make a sign?
I`m really good at using the turkey baster as a sword and getting drunk and not being invited to Thanksgiving anymore.
Nothing says "I dont take you seriously" like your dog wagging his tail when you`re yelling at him.
500 + friends... and not one of you saw where I put the remote?
make little things count. teach midgets math.
Make Tomorrow More Fun: Unplug the copier at work & put a sign on it that says “now voice activated!” Sit back & watch the magic unfold
Broke up with my girlfriend. She was into the horoscope stuff and we weren`t compatible. I`m a libra and shes a...b!tch
The bears had it right choosing to hibernate all winter.
I wish I could get excited as a redneck drinking cheap beer and watching cars go around in circles for hours.
Make BIG mistakes in life. Those people are remembered forever. On Youtube.
The baby gets furious when I try to undress him. Must get that from his mother.
If my week was a YouTube video, Monday would be that crappy ad that it doesn`t let you skip.