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I am creating the first ever "flavored windows". They should make some of you very happy.
Enough with the lies, people who drink decaf coffee, tell us what your game plan is.
Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers on high.
Apparently somebody gets stabbed every 52 seconds...sucks to be that guy
I have off-road rage, too
Today I am thankful for dirty text messages, stripclubs, and Jack Daniels
Why put off `til tomorrow what you can premeditate today.
Don`t hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook.
If you go for a jog and you don`t post it on Facebook, have you really jogged?
If it doesn’t make you afraid to go to the bathroom the next day, it’s not really hot sauce.
I sure do feel a whole lot more attractive at WalMart than I do at the gym.
I hav 10 fingers bt i usd only.. the thumb to write this...!
Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked.
Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
I never think twice about helping others.In fact, I never think once about it.