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A yawn is a silent scream for coffee!
If a girl texts you and asks if you think she`s fat and you try to respond "Nooo" autocorrect changes it to "Moo" so that`s pretty cool.
I`ve never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry.
Dear God, thank you for all the animals, and plants, and insects, but were spiders really necessary?
hey single people..tomorrow is officially `rebound day` after all the ridiculously high romantic expectations end in `epic fail`
What if , one day you randomly wake up and realize that you`re whole life was just a dream.
I think my smart phone is making fun of me behind my back.
Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
I told everybody at work that I`ve got 18 cats just to make sure none of them ever want to come over for anything.
The lottery gives you a 1 in 20 billion chance you won`t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game and I`ll play mine.
I was enjoying our conversation. Until you started talking....
Organized people are just to lazy to look for things.
Never change. Unless you’re an a$$hole. Then you should probably change a little.
sleep is for people without netflix