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You`re so dumb you have to get naked to count to 21.
Aren`t you too fat to be this rude?
"Ramen". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer
I wish I could have the Price Is Right audience around whenever Iām making important life decisions.
I stayed at a really nice, really fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.
My husband woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on his face. I love Sharpie markers.
I like telling people to "grow up" because even if they hate me I can visit them ten years later and say "Took my advice I see"
"Why?" - Socrates and four year-olds
I like dating chicks with kids, because fruity snacks
If you don`t know me by now....I`m a really good stalker.
Being able to read minds would be incredible...but constantly hearing about how sexy and great I am would probably get old.
Does anyone else wonder why naked and baked, 2 words that go together SO well, don`t rhyme?? ...I mean, who comes up with these words anyway? lol
"Has anybody ever seen a chicken fly? No? Good, there`s nothing wrong with ya"
My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don`t try to run her life and I don`t try to run mine.
Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....