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A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
It`s been few days since I heard from the voices in my head, I think it`s the calm before the storm. Some big sh!t is gonna go down!!
I believe in love at first episode.
Chase you? ... B!tch please, I don`t even chase my liquor.
I am a Mother hear me roar.....especially when my kids decide to make a kite out of my granny panties and fly it down the street.
They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what! Who wants to be in a hurry?!?
The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it`s nice to see agreeable babies out there.
I just ate 3 whole chickens ... they were hard boiled.
The worst form of Alzheimer’s is when you walk out of the kitchen and forget to grab a beer.
I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized they don`t have to save for retirement..
I used to think paramedics were ghost doctors.
I wouldn`t say I`m a stalker so much as I am a covert observation enthusiast.
I usually spend my Mondays texting apologies but I`ve had an alcohol free weekend now I have nothing to do.