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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
You`re as useless as a referee in the WWE
Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife`s is around $643.27. Apparently
I f*cking hate you. Hope that clears things up.
Don`t hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook.
My Living Will says it`s okay to pull the plug on me, but I`d like them to at least try jiggling it a few times first.
Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.
Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"
I always tell the person at the drive-thru that they are so much prettier than I pictured them when I was ordering.
I`ve been eating a lot of extra calories since daylight savings to make up for that hour of eating I missed.
I was being taught to use some machinery today, and I was quizzed as to the rules of it`s use. When asked what the first rule is I responded, "You do not talk about Fight Club."
It is possible to stay in your room all day and be perfectly happy.
I think I really have an amazing butt, every time I talk to someone and start walking off they say,"what an a$$.."
My thoughts should be ashamed of themselves.
Some people you know was dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall and fell out the window.