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Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
Jehovah`s witnesses don`t celebrate Halloween. I guess they don`t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
I`ve been knocking for ten minutes. Don`t people answer their bathroom windows anymore?
Hi can you fill this prescription please? Sir this is just a post-it note with `give me the good stuff` written on it.
Besides tweeting during this job interview, what would you say is your biggest weakness?
If a Jehovah`s Witness dies and goes to heaven...does God hide behind the pearly gates and pretend he`s not in?
sex is like a joke, some get it some don`t.....
you know you`ve been facebooking too much when you accidentally say "LOL", in person...
Is Nudeism a religion?
Some people are too chipper early in the morning. They don`t realize how bad it is for their health.....until I`m choking them
Please help control the pet population, have that special talk with your pet!
"Someday, your phone will cost more than your computer" - said no one ever.
A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?
Isn`t it weird that a vacuum cleaner isn`t something that is used to clean vacuums?
Too many people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains.