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Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading toward a lowered self-esteem and irregular bowel movements.
I decided to go on a road trip and not come back till I ran out of money... I made it to the end of the driveway.
It`s a beautiful day, think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.
I swear my cat was an alarm clock in a previous life...
If you haven`t used your fingers to "expand" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you`re not me.
The best things in life can`t be seen or touched. At least, that`s what the restraining order says.
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
I`m a firm believer that if something takes 10 minutes to cook on 200 degrees then it should only take 5 minutes to cook on 400 degrees
Last night I was walking the sexiest girl ever home until she turned around and saw me.
I don`t know about you, but I`ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
I`m not getting married till Pizza Hut allows gift registry.
I embraced my inner child today and the lil` bastard bit me!
My friend said the only vegetable that could make him cry was an onion. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
I just thought you should know, I just did all the laundry and didn`t lose a sock to the dryer monster...