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I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.
Suggested movie theater prices: Adults - $9.00, Under 12 - $ 6.00, Under 3 - $249.00
I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something.
I swear my bed just whispered "Please Don`t go."
You`ve got to love yourself. But not in public places.
Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.
Girls with tattoos on your tits, Why? We`re already looking at them.
My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.
Sometimes, I`m offended at how easily offended some people get.
Whenever I drive past the psychic’s empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming.
Put your gossiping skills to the test, go write a novel...
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
She texted me: "Your adorable.". I replied: "No, you`re adorable." Now she thinks I like her. All I did was point out her typo!
Please don`t come to my garage sale if you`ve ever let me borrow something.