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Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. LOL. But on the up side, it is fun!! ;)
Marriage: It`s sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can`t really touch anything.
My friend sent his wedding invitation from Facebook Event. I sent him a gift from Farmville.
My workout plan really only consists of me wandering around in parking lots because I forgot where I parked...
These ‘energy saving’ light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
Party like you will never be invited to another!
There’s been over 30 billion messages posted on Facebook, and yet most of us have never even talked to our neighbors.
Drink till she´s cute, but stop before the wedding
In Starbucks a customer went sh*t house rat crazy when they got a double shot of espresso instead of the triple shot they ordered ... I`m fine now.
Yes officer, I know my driving is not 100% perfect, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk.
All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society`s way of preparing you for your driver`s license photo.
My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday.
I´m playing hide and seek with the kids right now and they´ll never find me, because they aren´t old enough to drive or get into this bar.
Some families are like Snickers Bars. Mostly sweet, with a few nuts!
I think germs are so nice for waiting 5 seconds before attacking food that falls on the floor.