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Somedays I could do without the life lesson
I feel like being that guy that gets upset when people use the term "straight A`s". "Fabulously flawless A`s" sounds much better.
Stall Cleaning service, Satisfaction guaranteed or 100% or you manure back!
I can’t believe it’s 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
Matt Damon is set to play an all-action version of Jesus in his new Easter based Biblical film, "Bourne Again Christian".
Answering my phone and saying... FBI fraud division. Has really cut down on the telemarketers.
Cops love donuts…. just not when you do them on a four lane highway.
heyy lol
The downside of being a bomb disposal technician. It takes 6 hours to open Christmas gifts.
I just wanted to send you a quick note letting you know that you`re in my inappropriate thoughts.
I’m on a forgotten-name basis with quite a lot of people.
Back in my day it was called daydreaming…not ADHD.
Honey, tact is for people who aren`t witty enough to be sarcastic.
When ever I think about the past...It brings back so many memories
Some people come into your life as blessings, others come into your life as lessons.