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That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
Whenever I see someone in a Smart Car, I expect to see a kid with a remote control nearby.
There is no better indication of how drunk you are than how loudly you declare that you`re not.
Let`s fix the obesity problem AND improve eye-hand coordination by replacing vending machines with claw machines, make people earn snacks.
Just once, I`d like to see an honest Facebook status, like "happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"
Apparently, when asked "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "F**kin` large ones" is not the correct answer.
It`s time for all of us to admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief it`s over
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
Today`s brilliant idea: Slim Fast beer.
You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list.
I thought there`d be more sex during my sexual prime.
According to my roommate`s diary, I have boundary issues.
The plural of beer is beer, which is very convenient when you are explaining to your wife why you were late coming home from work.
I`m going to hire two private detectives to follow each other .