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People who are about to tell you something then say "never mind" are the reason why I sometimes admire serial killers
Today I will kick a$$, and make dreams happen...but first, Coffee.
So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
If I could trade places with anyone for a day it would have to be on the day I die. I wouldn`t want to be me on that day.
Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it`s a small soft drink.
I don`t like it here anymore. As soon as I find my pants, I`m leaving!
When life gives you lemons... all you need is tequila (and salt).
I just took the "What Kind of Asshole are You?" quiz and got "The kind that posts my results on Facebook".
Coffee gives me the illusion I`m actually awake
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background.
Teacher:If I had 2 oranges in my left hand and 2 mangoes in my right hand, what would I have?? Student:Big hands!!
I like people the most when I`m by myself.
I´m up way too early for someone who wasn´t planning on seizing the day.