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You know you`ve won the argument when the other person responds with "Whatever..."
Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.
FYI: Taking permanent marker and writting Aeropostale on Fruit of the Loom tee shirts will NOT fool your teenager.
It isn`t until your kids start talking back that you realize dogs would`ve been a better option.
So far today has been a pretty good day...I haven`t had to bite or hit anyone, yet!!
The scariest US president was Rushmore, because he had 4 heads
Same sex marriage? Heck, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
Guess what I saw today? ... Everything I looked at.
Instead of a selfie, you should take a someone elsie.
My mom just walked in and called me gay... If my nails weren`t drying i swear to God..
My love is like a candle, If you forget about me, I`ll burn your frikin house down!
Be careful on how tough you are on your kids....Strict parents create sneaky children.
I had a doctors appointment today. He said I was normal! See? I told you!!!
I bought a book called `How to become an expert at Origami`. So far, I`ve made 1000 paper snowballs.
Being an American is awesome. The end.