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I bet Waldo’s parents are worried sick.
Just for fun, next time you see a snooty, rich woman at the grocery store, ask her if she works there.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Remember kids, the Toys R Us bankruptcy and liquidation teaches us that poor spelling and grammar will always catch up with you eventually.
Beer is good, but beers are better.
I thought I was a bit hardcore until I saw this guy sucking on a soy sauce packet like an Otter Pop.
Iron man is a super hero, Iron woman is a command.
Meanwhile on Facebook, someone has made a casserole...
People saying "Laugh my a$$ off" and still having an a$$ next time I see them is the reason I have trust issues.
“Taking candy from a baby” would actually be a responsible thing to do.
This oatmeal tastes like I`m gonna need a doughnut.
My life is loosely based on a true story.
Whenever a wrong number calls me and hangs up I always call em back and tell them it was their loss because I`m really fun to talk to.
I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people know where my tolerance level is at.
When I go into a bar I shout out "YOU CHEATING WHORE!" Whoever turns around is who I`m buying drinks for.