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I don`t get along with Hipster kids. Not a fan of the smell of thrift stores.
Edward Cullen is extremely pale due to the lack of light in the closet.
I don`t know what`s scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.
Miracle Whip is a bit of an exaggeration if you ask me.
My last relationship was a lot like The Notebook. It felt like it lasted forever and we both wanted to die towards the end.
When I become president I will make Monday a part of the weekend.
is frickin awesome! Nough Said.
Go through a fast food drive thru. When they repeat your order back to you, say "And can I get that to go?" and enjoy the confused silence.
Having a bit of a lazy day, sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online ... My boss doesn`t look amused
How many V and M can see
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auto-correct has got to be my worst enema.
When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight... to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs.
Can I use my Mastercard to make my Visa payment?
I just saw the neighbor`s kid trying to spray whipped cream on his cat. I`m thinking he overheard something last night in that house he wasn`t supposed to.
It`s the little things in life that count, like pills.