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The face jewelry is getting out of hand. I saw a guy today that looked like he had done a face plant in a tackle box.
Remember the bridge you drive over today was built by the lowest bidder.
2 words, 1 finger.
I always wonder if the people sitting near me at church every Sunday are unsettled by the fact that I take my communion like a shot of cheap vodka because I`m still in a party mode
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
Free will is good, but free pizza is better.
I think there are great benefits in remaining strangers.
My neighbours diary say`s I have boundary issues.
How many divorced guys does it take to change a lightbulb?...........Who cares, they NEVER get the house anyways
Tarantulas make great pets because when they die, rather than grieving you’ll feel an almost overwhelming sense of relief.
Im not fat I´m just easier to see
Is it even possible to calmly walk away from a dark basement?
It`s funny how things change when you get older. It seems like just yesterday I would spend my evenings on the front porch and treat myself to some killer weed. Now I spend my
You`re one of a kind! Thank goodness...
Trying to remain humble but I’m the most famous person in my living room right now.