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Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?
I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them.
If your friends don`t make fun of you, they`re not really your friends.
My neighbors wifi isn`t working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?
People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society.
To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon
I think I have 10 inches of Global Warming on my driveway.
My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday.
Dieting Tip, 1. Make a list of people who have a problem with your weight, 2. Cut them out of your life. 3. Enjoy having lost Hundreds of pounds of Idiots.
Onion rings are vegetables. And the Large size counts as two servings.
Pay phones should be replaced with chargers for cell phones.
Your shirt might say UFC but your body says KFC
Cop: Sir what is in the bottle next to you? Man: It`s water *hands the cop the bottle* Cop: Sir, this is wine. Man: Jesus did it again!
Does this floor Iām laying on make me look unmotivated?
Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iphone, open and close their favorite apps. All by themselves. When I was that age, I was eating silly putty.