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It`s Thanksgiving. Don`t forget to set your scale back 25 lbs
Sometimes you run into people who change your life forever ... Bartenders, they are called bartenders.
The only thing worse than dramatic girls facebook statuses…dramatic guys Facebook statuses.
Dog Found: Now we are bros, so he`s staying. Don`t call, don`t make it weird.
Normal people scare me ... But not as much as I scare them. :)
There are 2 types of people in this world, those who press “door close” in the elevator before others can jump on & those who are liars.
The trick to falling asleep is putting your phone down. Unfortunately, that`s not a risk I`m willing to take.
My mom just walked in and called me gay... If my nails weren`t drying i swear to God..
Another tragedy today in the music industry.....Justin Beiber was just found alive in his apartment. :(
I didn`t mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.
I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’ll use it though.
I remember 2012 like it was yesterday.
That first kiss in the morning is so special, and the dog enjoys it too.
My mind has a mind of its own.
If I lived everyday like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.