Daily Silly Status

Let`s run away together.. Lol jk, I don`t run anywhere.

Told my kids next time I take their electronics away I`d also be responding to all texts they receive. They`ve been well behaved since.

I would watch tennis more often if they replaced the ball boys with untrained golden retrievers.

I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I`m not a shopaholic.

Mall kiosk employees are basically human pop up ads.

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose – your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don’t have!

Even though I`m a guy I still get nervous when I pee on a pregnancy test.

1st thing I do after great sex! Turn the alarm clock off.........

I must have a great butt because every time I finish talking with someone and start to walk away, I hear them whisper "What an a$$."

Whatever doesn’t kill me makes me all like, “Whoa! That was close!”

Mom in poetic mood ....Asked me to express emptiness .... I showed her my wallet ........ n m cheek still burns .... :-p :-p

Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don`t have a moon where I live.

Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?

You can tell how old someone is by what part of the chex mix is their favorite.

I never drink unless I am alone or with somebody.