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I wasn`t even going for broke. But I got it!
If you are being attacked by a bunch of clowns the first thing to do is go for the juggler.
You never realize what you have till its gone... Toilet paper is a good example.
i feel naked without my mobile !
Just joined the support group Hokey Pokey Anonymous ... A place to turn yourself around. ;)
The only thing worse than having a song stuck in your head for an entire day is not knowing the name of the song.
The "best part of waking up" doesn`t even make sense.
I`m God`s gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute.
Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.
The song "Take me out to the Ballgame" is sung almost exclusively by people who are already at a ballgame.
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry
Women and children first because men deserve a little quiet time before the ship sinks.
I think I may have misunderstood my boss yesterday when she told me that she wanted to see me hard at work
If we all had to wear a warning label, what would yours say?
I`m pretty sober, but I`m prettier drunk.