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I love long legs.... Long sexy legs..... But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.
I`ll be thankful when this thankful month is over.
Your eyes are so beautiful. If you look deep enough i can see my own reflection...
Sometimes I wonder how people who don`t have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room.
Wouldn`t it be great to revive the old "Mutual Of Omaha`s Wild Kingdom" show, but with a new setting? Like a WalMart Store in Kentucky?
If I`ve learned anything from Facebook, it`s that you shouldn`t be learning on Facebook.
Come on. Let`s all go and be happy in front of some miserable people
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.
If you were a cookie, you’d be a whoreo.
With names like "Batman" and "Robin", you`d think they could fly...
Happy Fathers Day from your handsomerist and smarterist son
Imagine if someone`s name was Gurt. You`d be all "yo gurt!" .. funny? no? Ok (._.)
Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.