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Don’t judge me…If you’re reading this then you aren’t working either.
Either I need to up my dosage or my income.
The best thing about the internet is how quickly you can offend the maximum amount of people with minimum effort
That Awkward Moment when you Greet you Brother on some random website. Brett to Daniel. sup Lerch!
There were only 3 commandments until Moses’ wife got involved.
so far so good.... no unexpected father`s day cards or presents!
No one can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it ;)
There`s a lot of perks being a single parent, for one no witnesses.
Let`s all have a moment of silence for people who can`t have a moment of silence because they have kids.
The difference between cheating on your wife and cheating on your taxes is if you tell the truth, the IRS still wants to f*ck you.
I think you know you’ve got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar.
Thanksgiving advice: Sit at the kids table for as many years as possible.
My stalker twisted his ankle, so now I have to walk slower for 2-3 weeks.
Setting an alarm is how we ruin days that haven`t even started yet.
A good thing about dating a vegan is that you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone, when you buy flowers because they`re also a snack for later.