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whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
More food should come with prizes inside it.
When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
It’s amazing how little information I need on someone before I decide I don’t like them.
If you ask me, every Friday is a Good Friday.
If you don’t feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend… you’re not doing it right.
No one in my family has ever actually used the Olive Garden gift card. We just keep passing it down from generation to generation.
"Wow, that Hungry Man TV dinner sure lives up to its name!" said no hungry man ever.
If my psychiatrist said "There`s really nothing more I can do for you", that means I`m cured right??
Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy.
I decided to bury the hatchet with that neighbor I never got along with. After all, it is the murder weapon.
Several decisions I make on a daily basis hinge upon the question "illegal or just frowned upon?"
Losing weight is not working for me, so I`m concentrating on getting taller.
I wasn´t born with enough middle fingers to show you how I feel
The police want to interview me. Strange, I didn`t even apply for a job.