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With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Similarities between BRA and BAR 1. Both have similar letters 2. Both are drinking zones 3. When both opened men go crazy "prove me wrong"
Was there even food before people started posting pictures of it on Instagram?
My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been.
I was a huge tomboy. Like, I had barbies, but only because my ninja turtles needed bitches.
Make a random stranger`s day by walking up to them and saying "This isn`t real. You have to wake up"
"Why?" - Socrates and four year-olds
It`s always awkward the first time you hold hands with someone because they usually want to know who you are and why you just grabbed them.
Why am I always right but people still ignore me...?
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who really do.
To hell with the "dislike" button! i think we need a "who cares" button, a "WTF" button and a "STFU!" button. just saying.... Oh and a "lol" button because i just get tired of writing it! lol!
Does anyone else wonder why naked and baked, 2 words that go together SO well, don`t rhyme?? ...I mean, who comes up with these words anyway? lol
Society: Be yourself. Society: No not like that
If you’re a douchebag, it’s so easy to find the right hat.
My goal weight is,"someone give that girl a cheeseburger."