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It’s silly how we spend money on clothes when naked is free.
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don´t know when.
So it`s racist to call a team Redskins but it`s okay to call a restaurant Cracker Barrel ?
Mythbusters is basically my childhood with a much larger explosives budget.
My internet is so slow, it`s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
Was going to watch the presidential inauguration today, but found something more interesting on a different channel. Watched "How cow farts affect the ozone layer" on The Science channel.
Went to my friends house with my girlfriend today. As we walked in I noticed her phone automatically connected to his wifi. That f*cking slut.
When I found out my toaster wasn`t waterproof, I was shocked!
If you didn’t want me stopping by for cake, you shouldn`t have advertised your birthday with balloons & banner on your mailbox.
Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.
Plug your headphones into a banana. Everyone will leave you alone twice as much.
Dear Life, Please, use a Lubricant.
Why do ballerinas always stand in their toes? Why don`t they get taller dancers?
If you surround your house in police tape, the odds of you being robbed drops dramatically.
Ever wonder if we`re just a reality TV show for a more intelligent species?