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Just drank a `coffee to go` while sitting. Screw the system!
My wife started clipping coupons to help save money. She keeps them in the side pocket of her $800 purse.
The naked truth is better, than d dressed-up lie :) Aa
with great power...comes great electric bill...
I`m confused as to whether I`m supposed to leap or hump today.
I`m sorry baby, but me & you are not going to work out. We are going to watch tv.
It`s 2014 and somehow we still don`t have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are.
Did the Baha Men ever find their dogs? Did they put up posters or just sing that song?
The difference between beer and your opinion is that I asked for a beer.
Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your d!ck grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!
"I knew that..." -Me, after every Jeopardy question.
I like to jump onto people`s backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away
There is no one more trustworthy than Clark Kent`s dry cleaner.
NASCAR pit crews are always retiring. Let it sink in: now laugh
Don`t cry because it`s over, smile because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies.