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Attempting to guilt me in to doing something, is the surest way to make sure it never happens.
I don`t mind people sneezing in public. It`s that "Pre-sneeze face" they make that scares the hell out of me.
If your dog weighs less than 10lbs, it`s technically a cat
I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help.
"Memory foam pillow fights". That`s one fight you`ll never forget.
Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you’re the crazy one.
Sometimes, you wonder what the hell the music video has to do with the song.
Make your girlfriend scream your name, leave the toilet seat up.
Do you have to water a Pointsettia or do they die on their own?
Your 15 second video will start after this 30 min. commercial...
I`d engage you in a battle of wits, but I`m afraid you`re unarmed.
I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me 1 million dollars.
Apparently my "Please STFU" face bears a strong resemblance to my "Oh, Please Keep Talking" face.
My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song "The Wheels on the Bus"
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.