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Ever check your Facebook early in the morning where you have to close one eye because the screen is too bright?
It is totAlly unnecessary to put a PM after 23:00.
If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?……………………. (you smart people grinned didn’t you.)
I need my decision making privileges taken away.
Learn cursive, they said. You`ll need it your whole life, they said.
I said I was good at making decisions. I didn`t say the decisions I made were good.
That awkward moment when the majority of people think your status is stupid.
If you didn`t want to be hit with a shovel then you never should have started telling me about your problems.
Roses are Red Violets are Blue, If I had a brick, I`d throw it at you.
Don`t just be one of those people who stares at their phone or computer twelve hours a day. It`s important to also watch some TV.
i used to like you but thanks to facebook i now know how boring u are
Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean. Mostly against walls, tables, chairs, bars, floors & occasionally, weirdos ..
I`m using voice-to-text to post this status. All I do is talk and it makes a text out of it. It`s really cool... Hey! What are you doing? That`s my phone! Give it back! Come back here, you son of a...
All women have an hour glass figure – it’s just that they all tote around different amounts of sand.
Of course I`m crazy, but that doesn`t mean I`m wrong