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The difference between “like” “love” and “in love” is the same as the difference between “for now” “for a while” and “forever”
If by crunches you mean Captain Crunch cereal, then yes I do crunches.
Was sitting, doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
Sanity is so overrated. I mean, it`s a nice place to visit, but I wouldn`t want to live there....
I always honk when I drive by homeless guys sleeping, just in case they overslept for a meeting
I try to live every day as though it were my last, and who wants to do laundry on the last day they’re alive?
What is the difference between a Snow-man & a Snow-lady? Snowballs!
"There`s a sleeping person. Let`s go ask it questions." – Children
I hate people who say "Age is just a number" — Age is clearly a word.
Dear Kelloggs, Cereal that makes them go back to sleep. Sincerely, Tired parents
I have high blood pressure, but my dogs don`t. So, from now on I`m only getting upset about squirrels and mailmen.
NASA has confirmed that December 21, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called "night".
A sheep spends it`s entire life fearing the wolf only to be eaten by the Shepherd.
It needs more cowbell!!
All I know about sex is from Internet Porn, I`ve tried everything except `Buffering`.