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I`ll never understand those people who say, "I mainly use facebook for my family." And I`m thinking to myself..."Umm...isn`t that what real life is for?"
If you didn`t hear it with your own ears or see it with you own eyes. Don`t invent it with your small mind, and share it with your big mouth.
We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you not remember any of that sh!t.
The police never think its as funny as you do.
Stop complaining about the rain. Cause rain makes corn and corn makes whiskey.
Whenever I delete an App on my iPhone, The shaking icons make me feel like they`re all panicked over who`s getting deleted.
I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
Before you have any hope for the future of humanity, come and look at how this guy parked.
"It`s not you, it`s me." -Twins looking at some family photos.
Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice.
Turns out a crash diet doesn`t mean having vodka with every meal and falling down the stairs!
I would want to change my name to `Nobody` on Facebook. So when someone updates something stupid it says `Nobody likes this`
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.