Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Man, this Trojan gum I bought tastes terrible ... Blows amazing bubbles though
Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Cheetos so my fingers don`t get orange..... P.S. No weirdos.
Sex, do it for the kids.
What do you call a black woman with braces?... A Black and Decker P@cker Wrecker!
No one in my family has ever actually used the Olive Garden gift card. We just keep passing it down from generation to generation.
Why non-smokers don`t take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me
I might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery the odds are about the same
Marriage Tip: If your husband is watching golf, show him you`re interested by repeatedly asking "why doesn`t our lawn ever look that nice?"
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
I find that some of the best jokes are the ones that drag you in slowly and then leave you waiting in antici...
When someone says "everything happens for a reason" I`d like to smack them and say "yeah, I guess you`re right"
Its weird how your entire day flashes before your eyes the moment you realize that your zipper has been down and you haven`t pissed in 8 hrs
I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds.
Buy a "World`s Greatest Boss" mug and drink out of it in front of your boss.