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I bet the "YMCA" dance is a lot harder to do in different languages
Lots of us suffer in silence. You should try it.
You should see the sh!t I don`t post.
When hipsters replaced hippies, we lost free love and drugs and got skinny jeans. Worst. Trade. Ever.
The grass was greener on the other side, so we smoked it.
I’d get a lot more sleep if I didn’t insist on reading the entire internet every night.
My wife has spent all day arguing that she isn`t stubborn...
Why would I pay someone to scare me at a haunted house when I could just open a can of biscuits at home?
I hope that man who was walking in memphis found out the way he really felt
Let`s be honest. If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made cows faster.
Christmas time always make me blue :-(( and then red, then green, then oh wow.. presents...
If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny sh!t.
To Do: Figure out how to get paid to travel the world and eat.
Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think "look at all these poor people who don`t know Netflix exists."
5 symptoms of laziness –> 1.