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I`m super lazy today! Which is like normal lazy, but I`m also wearing a cape.
Checklist: Poke People ? Delete People ? Block People ? Send Friend Requests ? Accept Friend Requests ? Ignore Chats ? Make Stupid Photoshop Pics With My Face ?....Morning chores all done.
You will never find the right person if you do not let go of the wrong one. Call me!
I watched my first Porn the other day. I looked so much younger back then!
Hey chicks that only post inspirational shit: we know you’re nuts.
You say tomato, I say summertime snowball.
Good news I passed my drug test today. But now my drug dealer has some explaining to do.
This town is about as exciting as watching an M&M melt in the sun.
Who named them veterinarians and not "dogtors"?
So bored at work I can`t even think of something to goggle
The only idea worse than New Coke was brown toilet paper...
My friend told me his girlfriend talks a lot in her sleep..Apparently "I know" was not the right answer...
If ANY of my posts have made even one person’s day better, then there’s something seriously wrong with that person
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. :)
My chemistry teacher asked us what the heaviest metal was today. Apparently "Megadeath" was the wrong answer.