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Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat.
My boss hates "yes" men and I have to agree with him.
For once I`d like to see "It`s been a crappy year, mainly cause your were part of it"
When I arrive at work, how long can I spend screaming in my car before it becomes weird?
Yes we`re friends on facebook but that`s where it ends, stop trying to talk to me in real life... mom
Let’s all take a moment and be thankful spiders can’t fly.
Stress from children can take 10 yrs off your life Drinking alcohol from stress can take another 10 yrs Based on my math, I died 5 yrs ago
My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills... I almost responded
the real full form of M.B.A....Married But Available
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
Side boob is only hot on women, bro.
I eat bananas with a fork, so I don`t look gay.
I`ve had enough of my neighbours blasting their music from their backyard. I`m not annoyed cause it`s so loud, i`m annoyed cause they`re Korean & they`ve still yet to play Gangnam Style!
How old do I have to be when I can start pulling in front of cars without looking?
Who’s that sexy beast…………..oh I clicked on my own profile again. ;)