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Is it called NASCAR because that’s the way a hillbilly pronounces “nice car?”
As the day goes on, coworkers start appearing more flammable.
If you`ve ever wondered why an animal is stupid enough to run into oncoming traffic on the highway, then you`ve obviously never been married.
This Pokemon Go crap is getting ridiculous. I just saw a fight breakout between the pokebloods and the pokecrips.
We need to DETACH from all this technology and live life in the moment. Sent from my iPhone
The computers were down at work today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards to play solitaire.
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i forgot how to put a status ... can anyone help me ?
I`ve been told I`m doing exceedingly well in my exaggeration therapy class, I think it`s because I`ve been giving it 180 percent.
Exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. - Jehovah`s Fitness.
I don’t have a problem with friends who ask to borrow money. I love a good laugh as much as the next guy.
Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?
You know what I just realized that in school they teach you not to do what you don`t want to do yet they still give us homework and we get in trouble because we didn`t want to do it ( confused )
Life should be more like Hockey. If somebody pisses you off, you beat the sh!t out of them, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes
The awkward moment when someone say "I gotta use the restroom.... Never mind."