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I bet Miley Cyrus is eating Twerky right now.
Does this status update make me look fat?
New Years Eve. It takes 24,367 bolts to put a car together and only 1 nut to spread it all over the road, please don`t drink and drive and become the nut
I´m pretty sure I had a good time last night. Let me finish reading the police report and I´ll let you know.
sometimes i look at people and think really, thats the sperm that won.
No one in my family has ever actually used the Olive Garden gift card. We just keep passing it down from generation to generation.
Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.
8 more days and I will finally get rid of last years Halloween candy.
"I`m glad the weekends over" -Nobody ever
I don`t have a drinking problem ... I`m just really thirsty.
Just heard someone pronounce the H in wheel so I`m gonna need a minute
Technically, if you don`t cut the cake, it`s still just one slice.
I want to tell my coworker I have strong feelings for her, but I`m afraid things might get weird if she knows I hate her.
Finding a needle in a haystack is quite easy if you just set the hay on fire.