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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
Anyone else immediately turn down the car radio the second you think you might be lost?
I just saw a giant spider in my room so I sprayed it with hairspray. It`s not dead, but its hair looks fabulous.
"You know, I wish I`d never gone to the pool that day." ~Marco Polo
I love a room with a fire place it sets the tone for a romantic night, drinking wine slow dancing, burning evidence.
The only excuse for the kinds of storms that have been coming is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji...
"She really does suck!" could be a complement in the porn industry
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
Where have you been all my life? Can you go back there?
I dont need to control my anger everyone around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off!
Never hire an Electrician with no eyebrows
Do the right thing today: Go to someone`s profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something.
Honestly, I have no idea what I would even do with 5 hours of energy.
First rule of Pizza club, you don’t share it.