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If you take Viagra with iron supplements it will cause you spin around and point North.
The first rule of selfie club should be to clean your room.
No, I didn`t say I was a taxidermist. I said, I can stuff your beaver.
Amazon’s recommendations are like that friend who heard you say “ninja” once and then got you ninja stuff for your birthday every year for twenty years
I don`t have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites.
Did you know that if you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.
Swag is for boys. Class is for men.
Why do prostitutes charge per hour? I mean, what are we supposed to do for the other 57 minutes?
Hate is too powerful an emotion to waste on somebody you don`t even like.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought, "Yep, you have a person in your basement."?
Don`t know what to get your husband for Christmas? Whatever you give him, give it to him naked. Problem solved
You can`t make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them & hope they panic & give in.
My wife said if this gets 100 likes, we`ll try butt stuff........ * Please DON`T like,,, her strap-on is big and scary.....
How many people actually tell everyone that you said Hi.
Hot singles in your area are dating each other while you sit alone staring at your phone.