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Your life must really suck when no one even likes the catfish version of you.
I told my psychiatrist that I`ve been hearing voices. He told me that I don`t have a psychiatrist.
Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some sh!t.
Santa must be the bravest man around. Who else would let a bunch of deer pull them around in a sleigh during hunting season?
"5 React 2 Gum-- Experiences may vary. Stimulate your senses!"-- Same effect as LSD, but chewier.
Psycho and socio have always been my favorite paths.
You know what the cheapest meat is? Deer balls ... They`re under a buck
I know alcohol isn`t the answer, but it`s my best guess.
Heard Justin Bieber got arrested for drag racing. Sure it`s dangerous, but surely it isn`t against the law to run in high heels...
lord, we beg you for tupac, and in return you can have justin bieber
My mother always used to think that my friends were bad influences. ..I wonder if she`s figured out yet that I was the one coming up with all the ideas? ;)
How do Amish girls know if it`s a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular one #DeepThoughts
Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass and I`ll be just fine.
The Family Reunion went pretty good until they all figured out that I wasn`t related to any of them
So apparently I`ve been Googling `Asian Prom` this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren`t going to bang.