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Some days are just not meant to be productive.
I`m only 2 girls short of a threesome.
Next time a stranger talks to me when I`m alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly...."You can see me???"
My new bumper sticker ... "Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
I wonder how often I’ve narrowly avoided death without even noticing.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
Everyday I run into someone who pushes me past the limits of my medication.
I`d have better people skills if I worked with better people.
no one is perfect thats why pencil have eraser
I`m off to bed. For those of you who wish to add a touch of authenticity to your fantasies, the sheets are pale blue...
Maybe the government just needs to control/alt/delete and then restart in safe mode.
I hate it when I mentally undressing someone and my OCD kicks in and I start folding their clothes.
Got kicked out of the casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something.
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. About the same as a common Monday on Earth.
I wish all these vegetarians would stop eating my food´s food!