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It should be standard for wedding invitations to state if there will be an open bar or not.
If you don`t boo at people after bad sex, how do you expect to motivate them to get better?
*Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*
Bored? Find group photo of 4 women. Comment "You 3 look incredible!!"
OMG! I went shopping because I needed a skirt and these earings were on special so I bought four new pairs of shoes!
I have to hand it to people who lead a double life ... I can barely handle the one I have.
I`ve decided that I`m an ass man. Don`t get me wrong, horses are beautiful. They just aren`t as cute as donkeys.
No, an erection is not considered personal growth.
If you`re wondering why you`re single, date someone. You`ll remember
All true wisdom is found on T-Shirts.
Beer is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
I only support ghost hunting if you need the ghost for food.
St Patricks Day, when you can eat lucky charms dowsed in beer and everyone thinks..great idea!
New marital Status update : Taken, but only for GRANTED
Living alone is pretty cool, I don`t even know if my bathroom door closes