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The sun isn`t the only thing that rises in the morning...if you know what I mean ;)
I got a letter from my crush on Valentine`s Day. Well, technically it`s a restraining order but still....
I`ve been struggling with my laziness. I can`t decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing.
Everyone can stop painting. We all have cameras that can take perfect pictures of everything.
Bend over and take it like a taxpayer.
Forget resolutions, Imma just say from now on... TGIS "Thank God I Survived" ! :)
Note to Self: In future interviews, don`t say "Safe in your strong arms" when the employer asks where I see myself in 5 years.
If karma doesn`t hit you, I gladly will.
I’m alone in my car. Counting it as a vacation.
I honestly don’t care if you think I’m crazy. You’re just a figment of my imagination anyway.
Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I`m available.
I hate people who take drugs......like the police.
CANT TOUCH THIS!! Na na na na.
If it was not for electricity, we would all be watching T.V. by candle light.
Nothing sadder than the look on my dogs face when I drop food from the table and they realize it`s lettuce.