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Ideal roommate: Someone not smart enough to know they are paying 80% of the rent.
Only in math problems you can buy 60 watermelons and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
I`m only a morning person on December 25th
How to tell if a woman is mad at you: 1.She`s quiet 2.She`s yelling 3.She acts the same 4.She acts different 5.She murdered you
It’s 2013, why does good food still have calories.
Football Logic: Your team won: Celebrate with beers! Your team lost: Better drown my sorrows in some beer.
When you’re old, my kids will be in charge. I’m so, so sorry.
To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.
Ten seconds of drug commercials are spent telling you what the drug is for and the rest is spent basically daring you to take it.
If Jesus is the reason for the season.......why is the church parking lot empty and Wal Marts is full?
I have a friend with one eye, he`s pretty cool about it, instead of :D he sends .D
Dear Fruity Pebbles: Calorie content w/out milk is unnecessary. Anyone shoving dry Fruity Pebbles down their throat isn’t counting calories.
Bacon...need I say more
Let’s just call a vacation what it is: the opportunity to live like an alcoholic for a little while.
How Big is Infinity?