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A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
Do I have to wake up? I just woke up yesterday.
My retirement plan is just $1,000 & a plane ticket to wherever these kids are living on 15 cents a day.
Remember kids, the Toys R Us bankruptcy and liquidation teaches us that poor spelling and grammar will always catch up with you eventually.
Babe, you look Hot! Is your air conditioner broken?
I knew the Psychic was no good the moment she accepted my check
You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
I will not let people drive me crazy because I know it`s in walking distance.
This earthquake was the first time that I`ve ever said, "it was 4.7, but felt bigger."
The average human uses less than 10 percent of the remote.
?"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Dyslexic Santa
How dare you incinerate that I don`t know big words.
Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours
I hope when I die Charlie Sheen`s life flashes before my eyes.
You know, rumor has it that the Mona Lisa may have been the first selfie.