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I`m kind of clueless about pop culture. I thought "Hogwarts" was an STD
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional.
Yes Grandma, I`m almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq
It’s amazing how much more money I have when I’m drunk.
I think all priuses are gay transformers living here on earth
I don`t believe in karma, but I do believe in punching people in the face.
a friend will calm you down when you`re angry a best friend will run beside you with a baseball bat shouting, "somebody`s gonna get it!"
just read a list of "the 100 things to do before you die." I´m pretty surprised "yell for help" wasn´t one of them.
My favorite Yoga Pose is the Upward Facing Couch Potato.
75% of women in open relationships don`t actually know it yet.
"Woo, I`m on a roll today, baby!" -butter
"Love your friends, Not their sisters." & "Love your sisters, Not their friends." -By Mummy...
My whole life is based on a true story...
Congratulation! You`ve won a lifetime supply of air! Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
Oh, honey, you have gone beyond muffin top. That`s a busted can of biscuits!