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umm umm u know that school where i got the degree from
That`s not how I met your mother.
I wish some people`s cardio exercise consisted of running into traffic.
I`ve come to believe that everyone on Earth could benefit from a 12 step program.
I don’t know why Tampax and Hershey have not joined forces yet. Taping a pack of Reese’s to a box of tampons could literally save lives.
He said the spark between us was gone..so I tasered him..... Ill ask him again when he wakes up
My nickname is Gilette because I`m the best a man can get. Also, I will cut you
Wish I turned into a wolf every month instead of getting my period
is in his own little world but it´s okay they know me here.
The only thing I drink from a shot glass nowdays is Maalox.
In theory, sex should be grosser than letting someone borrow your toothbrush, but it`s not.
Kim and Kanye have been married WAY longer then I expected.
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
Nothing is truly lost until your mom can`t find it.
To any ex-military that live on my street I apologize for whatever messages we may be sending, 2yo has discovered light switches