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Just for kicks I posted "I won the LOTTERY" on Facebook. One girl liked it, then replied to the inbox message I sent her in 2010. *Blocked*
Since you were smiling when you tazed me, I`m guessing we still have a chance.
the dude who posted ”MERRY CHRISTMAS“ has still got his head shoved up the turkeys A$$ it seems...
The lack of a secret handshake makes me question the strength of our friendship.
2 can keep a secret if one of them is dead...
I had a Dr. appointment this morning. He asked me how many beers I drink. I held out my hand and said this one is only my 4th, I`ll call you back later with the total.
There is no better indication of how drunk you are than how loudly you declare that you`re not.
If someone posts a picture of their kid on Facebook making a stupid face, I like to comment with, "Oh, NOW I see the resemblance!"
Nobody cares what you`re gonna do in 2015. Now post some nudes.
Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this "problem" not heard of pizza and alcohol?
And all this time I thought a chickpea was when women went to the bathroom in groups.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV and having a beer.
The other night, I posted on Facebook I was going to sleep shirtless. The next day I logged on and saw 7 mosquitoes "like" this.
Apparently asking girl scouts which cookie pairs nicely with whiskey is inappropriate....
gua suka sama kamu