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Who´s up for Candyland? $20 buy in
It`s hard to make your coffee when you haven`t had your coffee.
High fiving was the original "like".
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry.
You can tell by a woman`s feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you.
When I`m in a good mood I act like I`m I`m in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
I`d like to read an obituary that says "He laid down the boogie and played that funky music till he died."
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you know you have small boobs
If I had to describe myself with one word it would be "Doesn`t understand directions".
My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
The guy behind me honked a nanosecond after the light turned green. So I put on my flashers and here I sit, tweeting about the whole thing
I don`t feel like folding the laundry, so I just restart the dryer
Why don`t they just get Jehovah`s Witnesses to deliver the mail?
I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work.