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Besides creating dinosaurs are mosquitos good for anything?
Sometimes I`m completely inconsiderate to other peoples feelings. And other times I`m asleep.
I just leased a 2013 lamborghini, no payments till January. Those f@kin Mayans better be right.
My Memory.....The Second shortest thing I have.
I hate it when I`m in a crowded elevator and yell out "GROUP HUG!" and people look at me all weird and stuff.. Making friends is hard.
It`s scientifically proven the more you shut up then the less likely I am to punch you in the face.
Ever have to poop and your abdominals start to relax just as you near the toilet, and then you notice that `Out of Order` sign or the empty toilet paper dispenser?
I know you seen me continuously push the "close doors" button while you ran to the elevator. Now it`s just awkward
GIRLS: To make a guy panic, simply ask, " Notice anything different?`... works EVERY time
If you want to set up a company and run it then that`s your business.
i wonder if fish get thirsty .
Well I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I`d say my people skills are improving.
I`d like to share my innermost thoughts and feelings with all of you, but I`m afraid they`ll be used against me in court someday.
I made you a cake. I also ate it for you.
If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills,with a rubber band around it...I found the rubber band....