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I`ll drink enough for both of us, because I`m just a caring person.
"I`m on my way." -People who haven`t even left the house yet.
If your roommate never walked in on you naked, you`re not naked near enough.
I`m well on my way to getting absolutely nothing done today.
+ if you wish you could record your dreams.
So what the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Their house paint is peeling.
Does anyone know how much water I`m supposed to add to this baby powder, to make an infant?
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things, but I laugh more.
I used to think using big words meant you were smart, I was somewhat right but that was before I heard politicians speak.
I just found love.....its on page 369 in dictionary
I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal.
I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon.
Don’t let anybody push you around ... unless you’re in a wagon, cuz that is just plain fun.
“I wonder how much weight I’ve lost.” -Me, after eating one healthy meal.
I’m going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily.