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I downloaded this app called "Hide & Go Seek". Ever since then I cant find my damn phone.
thinks there are times when your the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when Iām sober.
It is kinda at the point where everything in my life is a movie reference
Sometimes I feel as though my life should be documented for future generations.
I started seeing this girl recently. She sometimes texts. Sometimes Whatsapps. Sometimes she emails. Sometimes she Facebooks. Im getting mixed messages.
Laughter is the best medicine (that my insurance is willing to cover)
I put my head between my legs and lean forward.....thats how I roll
I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, it`s AM. Google thinks I`ve got my life together.
If that was me in the movie Taken, my dad would have missed the call and emailed me 3 days later asking if I have a job yet
I need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour.
Me: Mom...Dad. I`ve decided to live on my own from now on. Parents: ok, cool. Me: Your luggage is outside
It takes so much self control for me not to write, "you sure about that?" under Facebook engagement announcements.
Can you make garlic bread out of frozen waffles? Asking for someone who wishes they had remembered garlic bread at the store.
I have no idea what swag is, but I`m fairly certain what I have is the opposite of whatever it is.
No one will ever look at you the way I do ... But thats probably because no one will ever do it from the tree outside your window