Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I find you`re total lack of ambition is inspiring.
Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
I have been tagged and poked so many times today, I may not be able to walk tomorrow.
You call it "Blacking Out" I call it a "Surprise Nap"
In the 1960s, if you said "All my music is in the cloud" it was due to mushrooms; not Apple.
Eat breakfast: Check...Pay Phone: Check...Conquer the world: Still Pending...
I dreamed about you last night, and so you know; Shame on you!!
Don’t bother flirting with the girl from accounting, she knows how much money you really make.
Screw love... I`d rather fall in chocolate.
We all have that one friend that needs to learn how to whisper.
Facebook`s list of "suggested friends" is quite literally a list of people I`ve been avoiding my entire life.
Most difficult job ever.......Working in a bubble wrap factory......Imagine the self control needed.
That awkward moment when your trapped in the corner of your shower because the hot water ran out.
Square box. Round pizza. Triangle slices. I`m Confused.
Whoever said "Just showing up is half the battle" (a) didn`t understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up.