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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
Did anyone hear the one about the cross dresser? The happiest day in his life was when he finally got into his girlfriend`s pants.
Hard work never killed anyone but why risk it?
There are over 10 different flavors of Ramen Noodles, yet they all taste like poverty and loneliness.
When I see a guy sleeping on an unfolded cardboard box, I never know if he`s homeless or just tired from breakdancing.
Quick Hide! Monday is Coming!!
You say Iām not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If Iām not cold, Iām hot. I know Iām hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I enjoy romantic scrolls up and down your timeline.
Uhm, excuse me waiter... I`d like to return my food. It only received 5 likes on Instagram.
Understanding women number 476,395: Women like to talk about their feelings.
I`m 84% less productive in a swivel chair.
When I was growing up, I was taught to walk and talk and when I was grown, I was told to sit down and STFU!!!
B!tch Please, your only fan is the one on your ceiling.
My Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling somewhere laughing at me.
I`ve got worms !!!! ......... worms in me garden