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Thanks to this huge spider web I just walked into, we can now add the neighbors to the list of people that have seen me naked.
I`ve spent my whole life trying to find a girl with a psychiatric disorder that makes her think she`s a woodpecker.
The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff
Warning: this life contains strong language, adult situations and nudity.
It`s like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me.
feels like I`m forgetting to flip someone off today.
I drank an energy drink so if anyone needs help packing, pushing your car to a gas station or shaking the leaves off a tree
Is beer cheaper off the kids menu
Girls are always taking your hoodies but you take one of their dresses and suddenly they`re all like "we need to talk."
is admitting to pushing Humpty Dumpty, he had it coming!!
I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested.
I`m sorry we fought ... I hate it when you`re wrong.
I just devoured a six inch from Subway and I`m still not satisfied. I get it ladies. I get it.
All I know about sex is from Internet Porn, I`ve tried everything except `Buffering`.
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"