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Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
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Sadly, I don`t think anyone has Wang Chunged once tonight... :(
JOKE OF THE YEAR: Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.
Double Stuff Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
Happy St. Patrick`s Day to the fool that gave up alcohol for Lent.
Please respect the revolving door speed that has already been established.
Life is like a box of chocolates. Get your own and stay the hell out of mine.
Some of my best memories are naps.
I honestly don’t care if you think I’m crazy. You’re just a figment of my imagination anyway.
Would you mind going with me to my next Psychologist appointment? He thinks I`m making you up.
Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy.
I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.
People often say laughter is the best medicine, but they neglect to mention that an overdose can cause one’s ass to fall off.
Where do all the ice cream men go in winter?