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I don`t ever know where I`m at till I`m there
If she can cook like her mother and drink like her father, she`s a keeper.
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.
Someone said to me earlier, "Your face looks very familiar". I said, "I know, I`ve had it a long time."
You should see the sh!t I don`t post.
I think I like mornings best when they start in the afternoon.
She was rare, like an onion ring in french fries
Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it.
As it turns out, I’m not an afternoon person either.
Well I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I`d say my people skills are improving.
If you`ve never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive "to work" to get a chick to leave your house then you`re not me.
The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man.
Google must be a woman...it knows everything.
You know what’s easy? ... Opening another beer
I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week.